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by The Joker
Tue Jan 22, 2019 6:40 pm
Forum: General British Jokes Lounge
Topic: I Left My Girlfriend Last Week
Replies: 5
Views: 168

I Left My Girlfriend Last Week

I Left My Girlfriend Last Week because she was always counting and I couldn't stand it.
I just wonder what she is up to now though.
by The Joker
Tue Jan 22, 2019 6:38 pm
Forum: General British Jokes Lounge
Topic: Blacksmith's Dog
Replies: 4
Views: 97

Blacksmith's Dog

Blacksmith's Dog

I bought a dog from a blacksmith last week.
As soon as I got it home it made a bolt for the door.
by The Joker
Fri Dec 07, 2018 6:18 pm
Forum: Off Topic Lounge
Topic: Sad News - Pete Shelley Dies!
Replies: 3
Views: 138

Re: Sad News - Pete Shelley Dies!

RIP
Great band from way back.
by The Joker
Sun Nov 04, 2018 6:33 pm
Forum: International Jokes
Topic: Here's a Hillary Clinton joke
Replies: 5
Views: 239

Here's a Hillary Clinton joke

Here's a Hillary Clinton joke

Are you ready for this joke now?
Are you sure?
Then here we go ............ Hillary Clinton :lol:
by The Joker
Tue Jan 30, 2018 12:00 am
Forum: Off Topic Lounge
Topic: Donald Trump Tells Theresa May To Get Lost
Replies: 5
Views: 6236

Re: Donald Trump Tells Theresa May To Get Lost

Robbie wrote:
Thu Dec 07, 2017 8:06 pm
I hope Donald Trump tells Theresa May to get stuffed one more time and end the special relationship until she leaves office.
Its what you get when a liberal lefty (May) meets a thoroughly decent man who puts his country first.
by The Joker
Mon Jan 29, 2018 11:59 pm
Forum: Off Topic Lounge
Topic: Universal Credit Needs To Go!
Replies: 6
Views: 5684

Re: Universal Credit Needs To Go!

Robbie wrote:
Thu Dec 07, 2017 8:05 pm
I agree with your post because I know a few who have struggled trying to claim this benefit.
All people are struggling with it.
by The Joker
Mon Jan 29, 2018 11:57 pm
Forum: Sport And Football Jokes
Topic: Danny Rose Joke
Replies: 4
Views: 557

Re: Danny Rose Joke

Sandy wrote:
Fri Nov 10, 2017 3:51 pm
I hope this joke, come poem, is well used as I made it up all by my lonesome ;)

Danny Rose sat on a pin.
Danny Rose.
Very clever.
by The Joker
Mon Jan 29, 2018 11:57 pm
Forum: Funny Blog Posts From UK Wit
Topic: Sit down Nicola Sturgeon - no more interruption please
Replies: 11
Views: 2417

Re: Sit down Nicola Sturgeon - no more interruption please

She went quiet for a while, now she is coming back on TV, she makes me sick.
by The Joker
Mon Jan 29, 2018 11:56 pm
Forum: Funny Blog Posts From UK Wit
Topic: Blow up sex dolls for UK prisoners
Replies: 3
Views: 1926

Re: Blow up sex dolls for UK prisoners

Uncle Albert wrote:
Wed Nov 08, 2017 3:56 am
No problem with sex dolls in prison :?
As long as their wives or girlfriends don't know about them :lol:
I don't know but I think if I got put in the clink my missus would insist I had a blow up doll :lol:
by The Joker
Mon Jan 29, 2018 11:55 pm
Forum: Funny Blog Posts From UK Wit
Topic: Pregnancy tests at home - the toothpaste test
Replies: 2
Views: 1867

Re: Pregnancy tests at home - the toothpaste test

Do some people really take notice of this sort of crap :?