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Bond, James Bond!

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Bond, James Bond!

Post by The Joker » Sat Nov 04, 2017 12:52 pm

Bond, James Bond!

My father told me to invest all my money in bonds.
So I went out and bought 2,000 copies of every 007 film I could find.



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Re: Bond, James Bond!

Post by Crabby » Mon Nov 06, 2017 8:34 pm

Oh dear me :lol:



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Re: Bond, James Bond!

Post by Happy Jack » Wed Nov 14, 2018 8:02 pm

The Joker wrote:
Sat Nov 04, 2017 12:52 pm
Bond, James Bond!

My father told me to invest all my money in bonds.
So I went out and bought 2,000 copies of every 007 film I could find.
Well, done can I use it :lol:



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Re: Bond, James Bond!

Post by Uncle Albert » Thu Nov 15, 2018 1:46 pm

Happy Jack wrote:
Wed Nov 14, 2018 8:02 pm
Well, done can I use it :lol:
I will give you permission, fuck it :lol:



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Re: Bond, James Bond!

Post by Mucky Pup » Mon Apr 01, 2019 3:08 pm

Did James Bond manage to shag Moneypenny though



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Re: Bond, James Bond!

Post by Braindead » Tue Apr 02, 2019 2:12 pm

Mucky Pup wrote:
Mon Apr 01, 2019 3:08 pm
Did James Bond manage to shag Moneypenny though
Read the book to find out :lol:



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