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Kangaroo v Kangaroot differences

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Kangaroo v Kangaroot differences

Post by Crabby » Thu Nov 23, 2017 10:12 am

Kangaroo v Kangaroot differences

What's the difference between a Kangaroo v Kangaroot?
A kangaroo is an animal and a Kangaroot is a Scotsman locked in the toilet shouting 'A Kangaroot'.



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Re: Kangaroo v Kangaroot differences

Post by Happy Jack » Thu Nov 30, 2017 7:48 pm

Nice one :lol:



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Re: Kangaroo v Kangaroot differences

Post by Sandy » Tue Dec 05, 2017 9:39 am

I will use this one :D



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Re: Kangaroo v Kangaroot differences

Post by The Joker » Mon Jan 29, 2018 11:53 pm

Good if you can get the accent right.



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Re: Kangaroo v Kangaroot differences

Post by Mucky Pup » Mon Apr 01, 2019 3:03 pm

Its the only time I can speak in a Scottish accent when I say this joke :mrgreen:



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