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I Left My Girlfriend Last Week

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The Joker
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I Left My Girlfriend Last Week

Post by The Joker » Tue Jan 22, 2019 6:40 pm

I Left My Girlfriend Last Week because she was always counting and I couldn't stand it.
I just wonder what she is up to now though.



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Re: I Left My Girlfriend Last Week

Post by Uncle Albert » Tue Mar 26, 2019 5:39 pm

I had to read this joke twice before I got it :lol:



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Re: I Left My Girlfriend Last Week

Post by Crabby » Thu Mar 28, 2019 10:07 pm

This joke is politically incorrect may I remind you :lol:



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Re: I Left My Girlfriend Last Week

Post by Mucky Pup » Mon Apr 01, 2019 3:11 pm

Don't take her back, just buy a blow up sheep, they are far better at shagging.



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Re: I Left My Girlfriend Last Week

Post by Braindead » Tue Apr 02, 2019 2:12 pm

Dohhhhhh :D



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